Hateful Spider Terrorizes Driver, Who Totals Car To Escape It

WANTED: EIGHT LEGGED HAIRY MONSTROSITY.

SUSPECT WAS HIDING ON CAR’S REARVIEW MIRROR AND MADE PRESENCE KNOWN BY DROPPING FROM HIDING PLACE. VICTIM THEN LOST CONTROL OF HER VEHICLE AND ROLLED INTO A DITCH, REPORTS WASHINGTON STATE NEWS SITE KOMO NEWS. SHERIFF’S DEPUTIES SAID HER CAR WAS TOTALED.

VICTIM REPORTS A MINOR SCRATCH ON HER HAND, BUT OTHERWISE REMAINS UNHARMED.

THE SUSPECT DISAPPEARED AFTER THE INCIDENT AND IS BELIEVED TO BE ON THE LOOSE.