​Fucking Uber And Lyft Drivers Is Apparently A Thing

Uber and Lyft are doing everything they can to recruit new drivers. There's cash and perks and a bevy of enticing benefits, but for whatever reason they're not mentioning the massive amount of spontaneous sex drivers are having with riders.

People are bragging about four-wheeled hookups on Whisper, the anonymous secret-sharing app, giving ride-sharing a… nevermind, too easy. Here, just look:

​Fucking Uber And Lyft Drivers Is Apparently A Thing

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​Fucking Uber And Lyft Drivers Is Apparently A Thing

​Fucking Uber And Lyft Drivers Is Apparently A Thing

​Fucking Uber And Lyft Drivers Is Apparently A Thing

And the amount of people actually fucking their drivers is only trumped by the amount of people thinking about fucking their drivers.

​Fucking Uber And Lyft Drivers Is Apparently A Thing

​Fucking Uber And Lyft Drivers Is Apparently A Thing

Even creepier are the drivers actively seeking out these encounters, which is even more disturbing considering the recent accusation of a driver molesting a drunk passenger.

​Fucking Uber And Lyft Drivers Is Apparently A Thing

​Fucking Uber And Lyft Drivers Is Apparently A Thing

​Fucking Uber And Lyft Drivers Is Apparently A Thing

​Fucking Uber And Lyft Drivers Is Apparently A Thing

If you're thinking this is all just an elaborate hoax by a spate of sexually frustrated Whisper users, we did too – and then we talked to the company. Whisper was able to weed out the people that were simply starved for attention by using a combination of posting history and geolocation data.

Uber and Lyft drivers were identified by previous posts that talked about driving around, while location info was sifted through to identify Whisper users that were in cities, ahem, serviced by the ride-sharing companies.

Does anyone have an Uber or Lyft hookup story they'd like to share with the class?