If you’re going to go bare, you damn well better be toned. Today’s Nice Price or Crack Pipe Volvo 780 is a Bertone and looks good enough to go out in the altogether. But will its price prove to be too damn much to bear?
You are all a practical bunch, I’ll give you that. Having but 28 horses and a bed that could be classified as queen-sized - If you were a bee - yesterday’s 1983 Daihatsu Hijet Jumbo proved to have no sense of sensibility for its asking price, and it fell in a 67% Crack Pipe loss. Today we’re elevating our station, all the way from the Daihat-sewers to the haughty heights of a car fit for royalty, a 1989 Volvo 780 Bertone Coupe, so sit up straight.