If you love something, set it free. If it comes back it's yours forever, if it doesn't it was never meant to be. Today's Nice Price or Crack Pipe LUV isn't quite free, but is it still cheap enough to perhaps make yours forever?
Forever is a very long time, and it seems like forever since we had on the show that balls-deep tacky on poor taste with a side order of schmaltz, the Phantom Pharaoh. In fact however, it was only two days ago. Appropriately, that gilded silly went down in a massive 95% Crack Pipe loss, and if that's the worst thing you saw on New Year's eve, then count yourself lucky.