Is your name Otto? Do you like to get blotto? Well then you might like today’s Nice Price or Crack Pipe custom painted Ford Van. And in fact, you might not even need to be Mr. Burns to buy it.
At twenty grand, yesterday’s Subie-powered 1989 VW Vanagon proved to be one pedal shy of a deal, and it hence dropped like a brick in an 86% Crack Pipe loss. That’s a darn shame because it was otherwise a pretty nice van, and that autotragic gearbox only serves to prove that decisions have consequences.