No clickbait here! This post delivers exactly what the headline promises: five genuinely terrible car names I just made up. Feel free to come up with your own in the comments! It’s surprisingly fun!

Lipoma 3500 (Italy)
Prolapse Clamking (USA)
Wooldiaper Nostrilfire 1800 (UK)
Mushler Groincat (Belgium)
Hamlove Regret 1200 (Germany)