Ever purchase something above-par—say, a nice pen—and then go on to lose it later that day? Agh, that’s the worst. Ever drop $288,000 on a Ferrari F430 Scuderia and then go on to crash it an hour later? No? That’s what happened on Thursday in the United Kingdom, and, man, I cannot imagine how the driver feels today.

In what South Yorkshire Police called a “miracle escape” (look at the photos below yourself), the driver made it out with only “minor cuts and bruises” after the vehicle left the road and suddenly “burst into flames.”

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The scenario was laid out in an oddly cheerful statement from police on Facebook that’s replete with, no joke, emojis.

After the driver explained he was in a Ferrari, officers said they “detected a sense of damaged pride.”

“I’ve only just got it,” the driver said, “picked it up an hour ago.”

Police later said they don’t “believe excess speed was a contributory factor in this collision,” according to CNBC.

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As you can probably guess, the car doesn’t look like it stands a chance to be salvaged. Hopefully it lived a fruitful hour. There’s said to be less than 500 Scuds ever made, and the F430 can move 0-60 in 3.3 seconds, with a top reported speed of 198 mph, CNBC says.

Sorry about your loss, unnamed Sad Driver. Glad you’re OK, though.