Commenter Of The Day: We Get Crazy Biblical

The Lord spoke unto us today and forbade us from choosing beercheck as today's COTD. Despite a desire on our part to give him the most prestigious daily award in all of automotive reader commenting for his creation of a new word — "Badassity" — to use when describing those driving vehicles wearing wet black paint. "Nay," said the Lord, "Whilst beercheck is a doer of good commenting deeds and is seen by the almighty as a positive influence who gets 'what it's all about' at my favorite media outlet obsessed with the cult of cars, there is one other among your flock who must receive your cherished award." Which led us to ask who we could possibly choose today. The Lord gave us an answer, which you too can behold after the jump.

Today's commenter of the day is none other than spaceman7, who amidst all of the carbon fiber of the Koenigsegg Edition, helped us to see the light:

"The path of the righteous driver is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the hondas and the tyranny of evil toyotae. Blessed is the Stig, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the jalops through the valley of volkswagens, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost torque. And I will strike down upon thee with great forced induction and furious displacement those who would attempt to poison and destroy my 0-60 times. And you will know my name is the CCXR when I lay my vengeance upon thee.", Jalopzekiel 25:17

For when we saw it, we saw that it was good.

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