Left, right; up, down—it doesn’t matter how you reverse as long as your manual wagon is brown. Unless you’re Teh Penguin of Doom, troll-post extraordinaire.

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Previously on Jalopnik: an editor humble bragged about purchasing an elitist-class manual BMW E30, framing his gluttonous smarm in a post about the “correct” location for a reverse gear—as if such a thing could be so defined.

Well, Jalopnik is known for being Fair & Balanced, and commenter Teh Penguin of Doom cut down that privileged manual crap real, real quick:

I’m not sure what is worse—manual elitism or automatic showboating. Look at you, with your other leg just sitting there, dead weight, slowing you down. Says a internet person named for a bird that doesn’t even fly.

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Whatever, good comment. Congrats. People starred it, and we all laughed at you. Have fun having to hold your significant other’s hand EVERY TIME you drive.

Ha ha ha.