Even I, a connoisseur of weird-bad 1980s cars, cannot find it in my heart to award today’s 1981 Chevy Citation X-11 a Nice Price vote. I can’t do it. I’m sorry. I think it should be gone from America’s roadways.

And it might well be at the slightest collision, such that even our man Graverobber admits that “you wouldn’t be buying it to send a kid off to college in” because that would be a horrible idea.

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Or! It will be a cost-saving one:

Brilliant! The world is overpopulated anyway.