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As Jalopnik photographer-of-the-star-cars Curtis Walker was want to tell us — there are rules for booth babes at SEMA. Apparently, this stuff doesn't just happen by chance — and here's his explanation of where you'll find the booth babes, what they'll be wearing and why — and all with a helpful reference gallery below:
"It would appear that there is a correlation between skin factor and company size. Ford and GM, for example, don't have booth babes. Companies selling rims and exhaust systems have girls with cleavage showing in the front or rear."While we'd agree with Curtis' assessment, we feel compelled to add the following addendum:
"Companies selling tires have girls with cleavage showing in the front and the rear."Because you know, that's just how they roll — we mean, how else are you going to get folks to snap pictures of your tires?
[2006 SEMA Booth Babes Gallery] (NSFW)
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Comments
Ray --- get a new camera.
It ain't my camera -- and they ain't my pictures, dagnabit!
Seriously, appreciate the effort and all but the camera must have been set on "do not focus" mode, which is an undocumented feature on most cameras.
Well... tell whoever is taking the pics to wipe the vaseline off the lens.
How Can You Have Any Booth Babes If You Dont Sell Tires?
Yeah. She really looks like the kind of girl who's going to be drivin' a Lexus? Infiiti? They all look alike.
Hmmm...we keep throwing around the term "booth babe." I am not sure it applies to this photograph......
I am at work, so I cannot comment on the gallery....
no, please, keep those skanks out of focus.
Damn the Big Three and their elitist attitude. Are they too good for T&A, I ask you?!
Is it just me or are these girls on average far trashier than the Paris auto show girls? I guess at SEMA you're gonna get far more strippers daylighting than you might at a European affair.
I recall that the girl in that photo was getting quite a bit of attention regardless of how you feel about her appearance, so I imagine the booth owners were pleased.
Of course she got attention. Horny dudes turned on by motors and a trashy chick with half of her healthy ass hanging out. Add large amounts of beer and it's Boner Fest '06.
Fiat babe is still my favorite. Skin isn't everything, though it usually counts for a lot, but still Fiat babe is #1 until further notice.
Soooo this is where cottage cheese comes from?
TexansAreHot,
HALF?!?!? Thats a good three quarters!
"This is our booty..."
Good point, Bob. Good point. She's definitely got a future in the career of stripper.
Just back from an auto pilgrimage. For the record, at the New York "show", the manufacturers of actual autos sometimes have female presence..ususally an attractive, tall, elegantly dressed, and well groomed spokesmodel.
I stop asking "Do you come with the car?" after like the 3rd stand.
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