Aston Martin Valhalla Could Do 87 MPH In Reverse, So Engineers Put A Lame-Ass Speed Limiter On It
Because of woke, the reverse top speed of the Valhalla is a cuck-certified 18.6 mph. I can walk faster than that.
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Dodge Is The Last Company I Trust To Build A Miata Competitor
To be clear, I don't mean that Dodge shouldn't try to build a Miata competitor.
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New 'Earthset' Photo Gives Earthlings A Unique Glimpse At Our Own Home
We need some positivity right now, and Artemis II is delivering, not just to the U.S. but to the entire world.
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Great News, The Strait Of Hormuz Is Now Open To Anyone Willing To Pay A Multi-Million-Dollar Toll To The Iranian Government
The White House didn't negotiate a ceasefire as much as it gave an enemy nation everything it asked for in exchange for... nothing? Wonderful.
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Aston Martin Valhalla Could Do 87 MPH In Reverse, So Engineers Put A Lame-Ass Speed Limiter On It
Because of woke, the reverse top speed of the Valhalla is a cuck-certified 18.6 mph. I can walk faster than that.
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Dodge Is The Last Company I Trust To Build A Miata Competitor
To be clear, I don't mean that Dodge shouldn't try to build a Miata competitor.
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New 'Earthset' Photo Gives Earthlings A Unique Glimpse At Our Own Home
We need some positivity right now, and Artemis II is delivering, not just to the U.S. but to the entire world.
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Great News, The Strait Of Hormuz Is Now Open To Anyone Willing To Pay A Multi-Million-Dollar Toll To The Iranian Government
The White House didn't negotiate a ceasefire as much as it gave an enemy nation everything it asked for in exchange for... nothing? Wonderful.
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Big Three Automakers Accuse The EU Of Blocking Full-Size Truck Imports And Going Against The 'Spirit' Of Trump's Tariff Deal
The Big Three automakers say the European Union is blocking their massive trucks from entering the bloc and violating tariff deals, and so much more.
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These Are Your Favorite Pickup Trucks
Take a break to feast your eyes on something good and pure and simple — the best pickup trucks of all time.
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What Car Would You Drive If You Could Respawn When You Crash?
Yes folks, I'm asking you to use your imagination. Think of it as a way to escape the wretched grasp of reality for a brief moment.
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At $19,999, Is This 2004 VW Touareg V10 TDI A Daunting Deal?
What do you think about spending a buck shy of twenty grand for this rare twenty-two-year-old ten-cylinder SUV? Does that seem like a good deal?
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Diesel Vs Biodiesel Fuel For Your Truck: The Pros And Cons Explained
As fuel prices skyrocket, you may be considering switching from regular diesel to biodiesel. Before you do so, here are the pros and cons of making the change.
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Jeep Lightly Restomods An XJ Cherokee To Be Nicer Instead Of Wilder
The subtlest of this year's Easter Jeep Safari builds is also the most appealing.
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How To Respond If A Cop Pulls You Over And Claims They Smell Weed, According To A Lawyer
Be polite but clarify whether you're free to go or being detained, and if you're being detained, that's when you (politely) ask for your lawyer and shut up.
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The Very Few Circumstances When Spark Plugs Are Covered Under Warranty
Trying to deal with spark plugs under a warranty isn't the easiest task in the world. You can get them replaced, but there are some restrictions.
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Here's What Not To Say When Making An Auto Insurance Claim
With millions of car crashes every year, the odds are good that at some point, you'll have to file an insurance claim. Don't make it harder on yourself.
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Buick Might Finally Make Good On Its Concepts With New RWD Sedan Based On Next-Gen Camaro
A next-gen Chevy Camaro and Cadillac CT5 replacement will reportedly launch next year, with the platform set to underpin a new Buick sedan.
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Waymo's Stopped Testing Robotaxis In New York City, So What Now?
The New York Department of Transportation has given no indication whether the permits will be renewed or expanded.
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Ope! We've Got Another Plane Baby!
This time around, the plane baby showed up on a Caribbean Airlines flight from Jamaica to New York.
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Why Michelin Started Putting RFID Tags In Its Tires
RFID tags are everywhere, and thanks to French tire maker Michelin, they're now in your tires too. But why is this clever tech lurking behind your sidewalls?
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Twin-Turbo Vs. Twin-Charged Engines: What's The Difference?
You've probably seen engines described as "twin-charged" or "twin-turbocharged" before, but what exactly do those terms mean, and which is best?
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Surely All 14 Previous Owners Took Special Care Of This $49,500 Nissan GT-R
I'm not going to pretend it looks like it just rolled out of the showroom, but for a 122,000-mile GT-R owned by over a dozen people, it looks pretty good.
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This Hillclimb Toyota Corolla Only Needs A One-Liter Engine To Melt Your Face Off
It's a really neat build, and the level of craftsmanship on display here is incredible.
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If You Want A Cadillac CT4-V Blackwing, You Need To Order It Right Now
Order books will be closing on April 20. After that, we have the watch, and I'll see you in Valhalla.
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McLaren Artura And Luxury SUVs Smashed In Thwarted NYC Parking Garage Heist
I feel like this story should be from an old Norm MacDonald "Weekend Update" bit.
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Dealership 'Middleman Tax' Is Adding Nearly $5,000 To Car Prices
State laws requiring automakers to sell cars through franchised dealers are adding somewhere between $3,934 and $4,992 to the price of each and every car.
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Americans Killed Each Other On The Road A Little Less Often In 2025
Of course, no one knows what will happen in the future, but when you break traffic deaths down by quarter, the pattern becomes even more encouraging.
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Detroit Police Found Woman's Car The Day It Was Stolen, Couldn't Be Bothered To Tell Her For Half A Year
Crane's only chance to get the car back now is to buy it at auction, bidding against anyone else who might want it.
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Tesla Reclaims Top Spot As World's Largest EV Maker While BYD Falters
Tesla retakes the EV-selling crown from BYD as everyone seems to forget the sins of its very recent past, labor tensions continue to rise at Audi and more.
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These Are The Cars Our Readers Want To Erase From History
I got some really good answers here with some fairly thoughtful reasoning as to why these cars should be erased.
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