We received this e-mail yesterday from Hoser Dave and momentarily lost it in the daily hail of e-mails and tips on whatever-aminos, newspaper articles and breathless solicitations for V1agra. Now that we've read it, we wish we hadn't opened it as it's only prolonging the suffering and misery.

"Friend of a friend spotted this in a Metro Detroit parking garage couple days ago. Wonder if this is the mysterious R8 that's been buzzing Wert's house?"

We're going to go and cry in a corner now and then head out to start searching all the parking garages in the vicinity of Metro Detroit. That shouldn't take more than, what, a month and a half or so? – Ray Wert

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