Hard to believe, but the Choose Your Eternity choice we'll get later this afternoon will be the 100th installment of the series. Is the scar tissue on your knuckles aching yet? In honor of this momentous occasion, I've put together a list with links to the first 99 Project Car Hell posts, in the order in which they were written. So download the Project Car Hell Song, put on your Project Car Hell Tipster T-Shirt, and dive into the flames of past nightmares!
1971 Fiat 500 or 1967 Austin-Healey Sprite
1965 Rover 2000 or 1964 Chevrolet Biscayne Hearse
1950 DeSoto Deluxe or 1955 Packard Patrician
1966 Mercedes-Benz 130S or 1966 Volkswagen Squareback
1954 Packard or 1958 Rambler American
1971 Datsun 510 Wagon or 1977 AMC Gremlin
Rotary-powered 1959 Hillman Minx or 1971 Ford LTD
1969 Toyota Corona or 1972 Mercedes 280SEL
1970 Volkwsagen Bugamino or Datsun 510 Limo
1981 Lancia Zagato or 1974 AMC Javelin
4 Opel GTs or 2 Fiat 600s
1973 Matra Bagheera or 1972 Rolls-Royce Silver Shadow
1962 Renault Caravelle or 1962 Chevrolet Corvair Monza 900
1978 Volvo Bertone 262C or 1967 Ford Fairlane Wagon
1979 Lotus Esprit S2 or 1969 Oldsmobile Cutlass 442
1976 Mazda Cosmo or 3 1972 Honda 600s
1978 Porsche 928 or 1969 Checker Marathon
1962 DAF Daffodil or 1953 Crosley Wagon
1971 Datsun 510 with KA24DE or 1976 BMW 2002 Turbo or
1964 Jeep Ice Cream Truck or 1957 Ford School Bus
1976 Plymouth Road Runner or 1974 Pontiac GTO
1975 Mazda RX-5 Wagon or 1974 Mazda Rotary Pickup
1971 VW Bus with Corvair Turbo Engine or 1972 Cosworth Vega
1982 Chevrolet Camaro or 1982 Ford Mustang
1973 Reliant Scimitar GTE or 1974 Humber Sceptre
1985 TVR 280i or 1974 Maserati Merak
1974 VW Bus with Porsche 911 Engine or 1968 Porsche 911 With VW Bus Engine
1974 Bricklin SV-1 or 1969 Fiat 850 Spider Torino
1990 Bill Blass Lincoln Mark VII or 1981 Chrysler Cordoba
1965 Ford Falcon (Personal Dilemma)
Chevy-Powered 1972 Porsche 914 or Ford-Powered 1968 MGB-GT
1951 Mercury Woody Wagon or 1941 Ford Woody Wagon
1974 Pontiac Firebird Esprit or 1973 Capri
1976 Jaguar XJ-S V12 or 1987 Jaguar XJ-S V12
1967 Jaguar XK-E or 1972 Citroen SM
1941 Oldsmobile Coupe or 1952 Chrysler Saratoga
1976 Jensen Interceptor or 1966 NSU Spider
1949 MG TC or 1956 Morgan 4/4
1979 Buick Regal Turbo or 1989 Plymouth Voyager Turbo
1969 Ford Torino or 1973 Plymouth Road Runner
Electric 1989 Ford Escort or 1980 Lectric Leopard
1995 JDM Subaru WRX or Turbocharged 1992 Nissan Sentra SE-R
Fiero-Based Lamborghini or Bradley GT
1957 Ford Ranch Wagon or 1965 Dodge Dart Wagon
1989 Sterling 827 SL or 1989 Isuzu Impulse
1974 Saab Sonett III or 1973 Volvo 1800ES Sportwagon
1971 Tatra 603 or 1957 Skoda 1201
1964 Lincoln Continental (Personal Dilemma)
1959 BMW Isetta or 3 BMW Sedans
1964 Oldsmobile Cutlass or 1967 Pontiac Grand Prix
Faun-Kraka or Studebaker Weasel
1991 BMW 850i or 2 1991 BMW 750iLs
1983 Ferrari 400i or 1991 Lamborghini Diablo
3 1973 Fiat 850s or 3 1959 Chevrolet El Caminos
1949 Cadillac Ambulance or 1968 Cadillac Ambulance
1957 Morris Minor or 1966 Porsche 912
1979 Maserati Quattroporte or 1983 Audi Quattro
1974 4x4 Checker Marathon or 1959 Borgward Wagon
1964 Chevrolet Chevy II or 1977 Toyota Corolla
1972 Turbo Datsun 510 or 1991 Turbo Mazda RX-7
1966 Dodge Charger or 1965 Rambler Marlin
1968 Mercedes-Benz or 1979 BMW 320i
1968 Ford Torino GT (Personal Dilemma)
1967 Alfa Romeo Giulia SS or 1967 Chevrolet Impala
1989 Honda CRX or 1979 BMW 528i
1966 Renault 8 Gordino or 1968 Citroen Grand R
1990 Infiniti Q45 or 1994 Mazda 929
1979 De Tomaso Longchamp or 3 1985 Bitter SCs
1973 Chevrolet Monte Carlo or 1979 Chevrolet Camaro
1982 Renault Fuego Turbo or 1984 Maserati Biturbo
1956 Humber Hawk or 1962 Morris Major Elite
1974 Fiat X-1/9 or 2 1976 Alfa Romeo Alfettas
1971 Triumph Stag or 1979 Porsche 911
1966 Toyota Stout or 1962 Datsun 1200 Pickup
V8 Chevrolet Vega or V8 Ford Pinto
35-Foot Mystery Motorhome or 1951 Cadillac Motorhome
1963 Kellison J-5 or 1964 Renault Plein Air Replica
1965 Datsun Fairlady or 1958 DKW
1972 MG Midget or 1973 Saab Sonett
1980 Porsche 924 Turbo or 1987 Dodge Omni GLH
1983 Peugeot 505 Diesel or 1985 Toyota Camry Diesel
1958 Simca Aronde Interdante or 1969 Nissan Cony
1947 Playboy or 2 1968 Triumphs
1972 Opel Admiral Ambulance or 1949 Packard Ambulance
1977 Volkswagen Scirocco or 1977 Datsun 280Z
1975 AMC Matador or 1975 Ford Maverick Grabber
1970 Mercury Cyclone or 1962 Oldsmobile Jetfire
1928 Bugatti Kit Car or 1952 MG TD Kit Car
2 Morris Minor Travellers or 2 MGB-GTs
1931 Stutz SV16 or 1974 De Tomaso Pantera
Malaise Era Nova or 1969 Chevrolet Impala
1976 Chevrolet Corvette or 1975 Jaguar XJC
1989 Aston Martin Lagonda or 1958 Alfa Romeo Giulietta Spider Veloce
1984 Porsche 944 Turbo or 1991 Nissan 300ZX Twin Turbo
1964 Chevrolet Malibu or 1971 Chevrolet Impala
1989 Lancia Thema or 1969 Chevrolet Corvette
1995 Dodge Neon Turbo or 1995 Ford Taurus SHO
1977 Lotus Eclat or 3 1959 Bianchis
1963 Bentley S3 or 1952 Mercedes-Benz 300 Cabriolet