Lately, we've been rather consumed with the Silver Jews' "Punks in the Beerlight," a song that drops a totally sensical nonsensical non-sequitur in the form of diminutive French painter and poster artist Henri Marie Raymond de Toulouse-Lautrec. Considering he died in 1901, there wasn't a vast vehicular choice available to him. But were the man alive today, loaded with the cash that's changed hands over his art since his demise, what would dear Henri drive? – Davey G. Johnson

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