It was about 20 years ago right now when a neighbor of ours hung a wreath on the grille of their GMC Safari and our ten-year-old mind immediately thought, "Jeez. That's stupid." While we're all 'bout Christmas (Sagittarian that we are, December's truly our favorite month, and Christmas Eve may well be our favorite day of the year), we've never gotten over three developments over the last couple of decades: Christmas music on the radio before December 1st, Yuletide retail display windows before Thanksgiving and this whole retard-o grille-wreath thing. Screw the wreath and just go for some Nudie-style silverplate bull horns mounted on yer bonnet, eh?

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