900 bucks a night for the honor of cruising to a formal in the back of a replica NYPD roller? Nein danke. Hells, don't those Limeys know you can buy and sell Crown Vics all day and all of the night for 900 bucks? Obviously, they don't care. Chalk it up as one of those British things we simply won't ever understand, along with their unfathomable insistance on sticking to sinks with faucets for both hot and cold water, disgusting beans for breakfast, and their kettle-black penchant for referring to the French as less than masculine.

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