We spent the weekend in San Francisco, gorging ourselves on gourmet foods, figuring out how many of the finer things in life we could wring out of our meager budget. And we have to admit, we did pretty well. While walking to dinner at North Beach's Rose Pistola with an ex-girlfriend, we came across a Chrysler 300 Touring and a Lincoln Town Car all done up Chinatown-wedding style. If there's anything more perfectly incongruous than Detroit's own gangstermobile with Hello Kitty strapped to its nose, we've not yet stumbled across it. Unless it's our relationship to said ex-girlfriend. Click the pics and marvel. Way better than beer cans and shaving cream, this is our new gold standard for vehicular matrimonial radness.

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