You think you've been honked? You have not been honked, not by a long shot, until your slow-reacting ass is honked by the Big Horn. One full-pressure drag on its Kahlenberg S-6, the largest air horn in the world, and ship captains out at sea will start scanning their radar for icebergs. That's not to mention the Kahlenberg S-3, a submarine horn, the Gamewell Diaphone fog horn and the ten-inch Single Note Whistle from from a sugar beet factory in Paulding, Ohio, and a bunch of others. And whatever you do, don't call it a circus wagon. It's been known to kill for less than that.
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