• Oh look, the New York Times noticed us. They think Jalopnik's a bunch of wise guys over some silliness from last week. Little do they know we've been engaging in siliness for a long time now. [NYT]
• Joey White at the Wall Street Journal's got a neat trick — beating up on American automakers for a product whose main competition comes not from Detroit and Dearborn — but from Germany. [WSJ]
• Can you hear the buzz? It's the sound of DaimlerChrysler popping its Chery with Chinese-made cars sold here in the US. [Detroit News]
• Zeh ahre French, ahve course zeh ahre vorried about a GM-Renault-Nissan merger. [Freep]
• His name is Juan Pablo Montoya. Release him from his contract or prepare to die. [Macon.com]

• HoMoCo wants to make sure it's riding that fuel cell wagon today — or at least in three years. [Bloomberg]
• Chevy's announcing something about it's GMT-900's this morning. We don't know what the hell it is, but hey, we'll send Wert down there to find out. He's got nothing on his plate anyway.