• We knew things were bad for the University of Michigan athletics department, but a car wash? [Freep]
• Not only the worst — but also the saddest sweet sixteen party ever. [1010WINS]
• Who would have thought the Middle East was safer than Dallas? Look on the bright side — at least it wasn't a car bomb. [CNN]
• Sometimes it's really hard to get bigger — no matter how long and hard you work at it. [Freep]
• More and more buyers have them those 'Upside-Down' Blues. [Detroit News]