• Morning Shift

    The Jalopnik Morning Shift

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    • But who will liberate the liberators? [The Washington Post]
    • It's fine, as long as the engineers don't mind wearing thongs to volleyball practice. [Detroit Free Press]
    • Great! Now Toyota can hire first-graders for the paint shop! [Business Week]
    • In my day we went cow tipping, you whippersnappers! [Boston Globe]
    • Imagine how mad they'd be if he was in Marc Jacobs. So three seasons ago. [The Detroit News]
    • Man, that's not courteous at all! [Chicago Sun Times]
    • Well, c'mon. Where else would it be? [Detroit Free Press]

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