Sometimes we wish we were born Mr. Jalopy. Today is one of those days. We mentioned a while back that Herr Jalopy had purchased a shop, chock full o' goodness, and here's one item that it doesn't get much gooder than — a Sun distributor machine. Not that we would actually know how to use the damn thing, but we've always thought they were super-cool. And knowing the Hooptyrides honcho, we're sure that he'll master the beast.

Hooptyrides, Inc. Update [Hooptyrides]

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