• Morning Shift

    The Jalopnik Morning Shift

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    • Oh, if we had a billion dollars, well we'd buy these cars. [Forbes]
    • We sense fear in Toyota. Fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate, hate leads to recalls. Yes, we sense much fear in Toyota...and Dennis Cuneo. [Automotive News]
    • Yeah well, did you do a choose your own adventure? We think not. [Detroit News]
    • "Monorail!" [The Seattle Times]
    • We can totally see forgeting things in your car in your rush to make the train, monorail or not: keys, briefcase, newspaper...the baby? [KLASTV]
    • Old people — Normal funny quotient: Meh dollars; Funny quotient while driving: Priceless. [Inside Bay Area]
    • Oh yeah, Ice Cube's hosting AutoRox. [The411Online]

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