We have to admit, we've always harbored a fantasy of building an El Camino GS. That is, a '70 ElCo with a Buick GS front clip and the rear quarters reshaped to match the gorgeous fender crease of the '70-72 Skylarks. All powered by a beefy Stage 1 motor, of course. But instead of acting out that most worthy of fantasies, some nimrod went and made a pickup out of an '84 'Vette. What may be of interest to the truly doltish among you is that it's for sale on eBay. Happy bidding! [Thanks to Eric for the tip.]

1984 Chevrolet : Corvette [eBay]

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