By Davey G. Johnson, 4:19 PM on Tue Jan 24 2006, 76 views (Edit, to draft, Top, Slurp)

Copy this whole post to another site

Slurp cancel

select site advertising consumerist deadspin defamer fleshbot gay fleshbot gawker gizmodo idolator io9 jalopnik jezebel kotaku lifehacker valleywag artists gawkershop

We have no idea why anyone with the dosh to afford a Merc would settle for an MP3 player with only 256 megabytes of storage, but some Chinese manufacturer is betting that they will. Apparently not yet available, we'd advise Dieter and his minions to keep it that way. The brand's been diluted enough by J rgen's missteps. Don't let it get watered down to casino-bar levels, kids. [Thanks to Ray for the tip.

Alibaba [via Gizmodo]

Related:
Radio in a Mercedes, I Know, I Know...It's Sirius [Internal]