Designed by the same folks who penned the Lamborghini LM002 and built for the Saudi Royal Family by Land Rover, this one-of-a-kind (thankfully) Landie is an atrocity not to be missed. From its grotesque kit-car front end to the spare tire cover featuring a mural of the Battle for Kuwait City, this may well be the most completely gauche high-dollar custom vehicle we've seen in at least two months. Luckily, the glass is bulletproof to ward off the fusillade of rounds the driver will no doubt encounter from the Fashion Police.

1988 Land Rover One of One [eBay]

What Would a Dolphin Painter Drive? A Rambo Lambo, Of Course [Internal]

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