Jalopnik
In honor of Thanksgiving Day, the National Motorists Association has issued a revised list of speed traps. Some of the smaller town information is helpful (be wary of Uniontown, Alabama), though we're not sure how you're supposed to avoid all of Houston when traveling. With the weather turning south, we're guessing a lot of you won't get the chance to get to top speed anyways. Full list of speed traps below the jump:
ALABAMA
Worst Speedtrap: Montgomery ALASKA Worst Speedtrap: Anchorage ARIZONA Worst Speedtrap: Tucson ARKANSAS Worst Speedtrap: Little Rock CALIFORNIA Worst Speedtrap: Fresno COLORADO Worst Speedtrap: Colorado Springs CONNECTICUT Worst Speedtrap: Enfield DELAWARE Worst Speedtrap: Newark FLORIDA Worst Speedtrap: Waldo GEORGIA Worst Speedtrap: Pendergrass HAWAII Worst Speedtrap: Honolulu IDAHO Worst Speedtrap: Boise ILLINOIS Worst Speedtrap: Naperville INDIANA Worst Speedtrap: Indianapolis IOWA Worst Speedtrap: Des Moines KANSAS Worst Speedtrap: Shawnee KENTUCKY Worst Speedtrap: Louisville LOUISIANA Worst Speedtrap: Woodworth MAINE Worst Speedtrap: Kittery MARYLAND Worst Speedtrap: Frederick MASSACHUSETTS Worst Speedtrap: Worcester MICHIGAN Worst Speedtrap: Livonia MINNESOTA Worst Speedtrap: Minneapolis MISSISSIPPI Worst Speedtrap: Starkville MISSOURI Worst Speedtrap: Foristell MONTANA Worst Speedtrap: Missoula NEBRASKA Worst Speedtrap: Omaha NEVADA Worst Speedtrap: Las Vegas NEW HAMPSHIRE Worst Speedtrap: Manchester NEW JERSEY Worst Speedtrap: Paramus NEW MEXICO Worst Speedtrap: Albuquerque NEW YORK Worst Speedtrap: Brooklyn NORTH CAROLINA Worst Speedtrap: Raleigh NORTH DAKOTA Worst Speedtrap: Grand Forks OHIO Worst Speedtrap: Columbus OKLAHOMA Worst Speedtrap: Caney OREGON Worst Speedtrap: Portland PENNSYLVANIA Worst Speedtrap: Horsham RHODE ISLAND Worst Speedtrap: Providence SOUTH CAROLINA Worst Speedtrap: Greenville SOUTH DAKOTA Worst Speedtrap: Sioux Falls TENNESSEE Worst Speedtrap: Nashville TEXAS Worst Speedtrap: Houston UTAH Worst Speedtrap: Sandy VERMONT Worst Speedtrap: Wilmington VIRGINIA Worst Speedtrap: Virginia Beach WASHINGTON Worst Speedtrap: Bellingham WEST VIRGINIA Worst Speedtrap: Summersville WISCONSIN Worst Speedtrap: Rosendale WYOMING Worst Speedtrap: Thermopolis
Dishonorable Mention: Birmingham, Huntsville, Uniontown
Dishonorable Mention: Fairbanks, Juneau, Seward
Dishonorable Mention: Gilbert, Phoenix, Scottsdale
Dishonorable Mention: Augusta, Fayetteville, Parkin
Dishonorable Mention: Fullerton, Los Angeles, San Jose
Dishonorable Mention: Aurora, Denver, Fort Collins
Dishonorable Mention: Danbury, Groton, New Canaan
Dishonorable Mention: Dover, Felton, Fenwick Island
Dishonorable Mention: Lawtey, Ocala, Orlando
Dishonorable Mention: Atlanta, Duluth, Marietta,
Dishonorable Mention: Kailua, Kaimuki, Maui
Dishonorable Mention: Idaho Falls, Lewiston, Post Falls
Dishonorable Mention: Carol Stream, New Lenox, Peoria
Dishonorable Mention: Bloomington, Culver, Fort Wayne
Dishonorable Mention: Ames, Cedar Rapids, Davenport
Dishonorable Mention: Leawood, Overland Park, Topeka
Dishonorable Mention: Lexington, Middlesboro, Owensboro
Dishonorable Mention: Baton Rouge, Lake Charles, Metairie
Dishonorable Mention: Augusta, Falmouth, Portland
Dishonorable Mention: Columbia, Hagerstown, Waldorf
Dishonorable Mention: Lowell, Newton, Springfield
Dishonorable Mention: Ann Arbor, Redford, Warren
Dishonorable Mention: Bloomington, Elk River, Plymouth
Dishonorable Mention: Jackson, McComb, Tupelo
Dishonorable Mention: Curryville , Independence, St. Charles
Dishonorable Mention: Darby, Havre, Joliet
Dishonorable Mention: Bellevue, Grand Island, Lincoln
Dishonorable Mention: Henderson, Pahrump, Reno
Dishonorable Mention: Nashua, New London, Somersworth
Dishonorable Mention: Bridgewater, Monroe Township, North Brunswick
Dishonorable Mention: Cuba, Las Cruces, Rio Rancho
Dishonorable Mention: Batavia, Rochester, Staten Island
Dishonorable Mention: Charlotte, Greensboro, Wilmington
Dishonorable Mention: Fargo, Thompson, Washburn
Dishonorable Mention: Akron, Canton, Lindale
Dishonorable Mention: Moffet, Moore, Kiowa
Dishonorable Mention: Beaverton, Eugene, Springfield
Dishonorable Mention: Feasterville, Harrisburg, Warrington
Dishonorable Mention: Johnston, Pawtucket, Warwick
Dishonorable Mention: Columbia, Gaffney, Society Hill
Dishonorable Mention: Rapid City, Wagner, Yankton
Dishonorable Mention: Memphis, Piperton, Smyrna
Dishonorable Mention: Arlington, Austin, Estelline
Dishonorable Mention: Roy, Salt Lake City, West Valley City
Dishonorable Mention: Barre Town, Island Pond, Norwich
Dishonorable Mention: Chesapeake, Emporia, Norfolk
Dishonorable Mention: Black Diamond, Ritzville, Seattle,
Dishonorable Mention: Charleston, Gauley Bridge, Hurricane
Dishonorable Mention: Appleton, Milwaukee, Waukesha
Dishonorable Mention: Cheyenne, Jackson Hole, Rawlins
[NMA via USA Today]
