More shocking to us than the arraignment of Swedish-mafioso turned Gizmondo exec turned street-race-tard Stefan M. Eriksson on charges of embezzlement, grand theft and possession of a gun by a felon, was that his first name ain't Stefan. His middle name is Stefan. His first name is Bo. We are so disappointed, cause we totally woulda done a "Bo Don't Know" joke-arc.

Prosecutors charge Swedish businessman in LA Ferrari case [ContraCostaTimes]

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