The Jalopnik Morning Shift

• Job change is a priori. So, if you can do more than one thing, you get to keep your job. Note to self: find new jokes. [Detroit News]
• We forget, was there a "Canadians are slow" stereotype? [Freep]
• The General's gonna take a billion buck charge on Delphi...we're thinking this won't be the last one. [NYT]
• But she told us "bigger is better." Damnit, that's the last time we listen to "Big Oil" — that bitch. [Detroit News]
• Despite the hoopla built up by some publications, even the judge said "this ain't no thang." [Freep]

8:28 AM on Fri May 25 2007
By Ray Wert
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Automanic at 08:59 AM on 05/25/07
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We forget, was there a "Canadians are slow" stereotype?

Us Canadians are a little too careful, or is it a little too smart, I forget.
Ray Wert at 09:17 AM on 05/25/07
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@BigRon: Maybe both?
Automanic at 09:31 AM on 05/25/07
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@Ray Wert: Yes, you're right, I'm sorry (had to apologize, being Canadian and all). Thank you for clearing that up for me (also had to be polite, being Canadian and all) Sheesh, these stereotypes are endless!
danio3834 at 09:45 AM on 05/25/07
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Now start a referendum, and elect a new Prime Minister. And do it again next week.
Automanic at 10:48 AM on 05/25/07
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@danio3834: I never said we were smart all of the time. Sometimes we suffer brain-freeze from all the snow we have up here! Har! Har!
danio3834 at 10:56 AM on 05/25/07
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lol yeh, im familiar, eh. Pass the Moosehead.
Turboner at 02:12 AM on 05/27/07
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Pass the BC! And I'm not talking cider...