• Oh what a feeling of sales incentives! [NYT]
• Casino vote gives the UAW the "big mo'"? Don't they know the house always wins? [Freep]
• HoMoCo wants you to know it's thinking safety first! Good luck with that, guys. [NYT]
• Or UAW members could always threaten CEO's of the Big Three. [Detroit News]
• For the Chrysler group — flip a coin. Heads, it's kimchee...Tails, it's General Tso's. [Freep]
• This women's now proven twice that she's dumb as a rock...falling off a bridge on I-94. [Freep]