• Morning Shift

    The Jalopnik Morning Shift

    MorningShiftLogo.jpg• All your precision profits are belong to Audi. [Reuters]
    • Seriously guys, we really are meaning to think about the possibility of buying the Chyrsler Group. For real. No joke. Come on — stop laughing! [Detroit News]
    • Honda lies to make you rack up more miles, Toyota lies to make you rack up less — but here's the kicker quote: "Detroit brands, he says, "by and large are perfect."" Never thought we'd hear someone say that — ever. [Freep]
    • Hey salaried workers at FoMoCo! Today's the last day to accept a buyout — better hurry up! [Freep]
    • The Tim Hardaway effect even extends to his car wash. [AOL]

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