• It's gotta do loads for the ego to know you've gone from "sell" to "hold." [Detroit News]
• Don't you know? Black is the new Red. [Des Moinses Register]
• First with the WTO — now without. Make up your damn minds, EU. [Forbes]
• Apple to China: Integrate our iPod or die. [DigiTimes]
• Kinda like 'man bites car' only backwards. [abc13]
• It's hip to be square? Nah — but at least old is the new square. [WSJ]
• Opel is the new Saturn. [Cars!Cars!Cars!]