• Bad News — gas prices can affect auto sales. Good News — GM upgraded by Merrill Lynch [Freep]
• Safety Cars are confusing. [crash.net]
• What? Are Cobo and Javits already taken? [Inside Bay Area]
• Burned body in car? Sad. Burned body in car in watermelon patch? Funny. [The Monitor]
• Just blow, baby — yeah, like that. I wanna taste your breath on my breathe-pipe. Only then will I know you're drunk as a skunk. [Freep]
• Well good, we feel so much better about paying higher gas prices now that we know in this quarter Exxon Mobil's made 7% higher profits over last year's record. We think we just vomited in our mouth a little. [Detroit News]