• NASCAR, NBC and Muslims...which two of these things does not belong? [AP Sports]
• Wagoner has balls. We like balls. [Reuters]
• G-d bless Texas, it's The Wraith of Kahne. [Freep]
• Nah...we don't need to schedule the strike vote. We want it to be like the Spanish Inquisition...no one expects it. [The Car Connection]
• I dub thee...Super MINI! [Detroit News]
• We'd totally go 200 mph with Danica Patrick, and sure, we'd even keep it a Secret. [Secret Deodorant]
• My battery-powered car is faster than your battery powered car! [Business Week]