So we had kind of a big n' exclusive story yesterday — something about K.I.T.T. being a Shelby GT500KR Mustang in the new TV series. Yeah, that was it. Despite what we're sure will be a great deal of hoopla surrounding the arrival of the new talking Knight Rider ride, a great number of us still have fond memories of the old F-body Pontiac. We wanted to give you an opportunity to breathe in those fond memories and let them alight in your brain one more time — and then watch as they get ripped to shreds by the unbelievably horrifying Knight Rider stripper. America may have talent, but she certainly did not. Watch the full train wreck above which may or may not be safe for work, depending on if you're allowed to see ladies wearing next to nothing.
The Knight Rider Stripper Helps Us Banish our Pre-Mustang KITT Memories
10:30 AM on Fri Nov 30 2007
By Ray Wert
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(Jaw Drops) Inter-office e-mail this to the fleshbot people.
Oh jah, das Hoff ist guht! This is probably another reason for the Hoffmeister to drink more.
Yes, but what did you drive to your reunion!?!?!
No sir, I don't like it.
Brandi is not pleased.
It was funny to watch the horror on the ladies' faces. Not the best act, but as a joke on Hass, it was funny.
Actually, I kind of liked it.
Thanks, Wert. I didn't really need any additional evidence that strippers are the worst people in the world.
Whatever, Wert. You wouldn't kick her out of bed.
I didn't know there were muscles capable of causing that kind of jiggle during a full split. I clearly frequent the wrong establishments.
Yup, she looks like a 3rd gen F-body kinda girl.
I suddenly really like the '82 Firebird again.
I caught this yesterday. The funniest parts are the voiceovers. That and der Hoff's face.... and how pissed Brandi was...
Is this a great country or what??
She has plenty of "talent"... what are you talking about?
There's never a gong around when you need one.
All I can say is .... DAMN!!!!!!!!!
I'm glad this is a work-at-home day today.
Finally there's something on TV about Knight Rider that's even more ridiculous than the show itself.
BTW Kitt had driving lights? What for? Couldn't he drive in the dark?
I think the car is cool, the girl, not so much.
Jebus, guys. I forgot about that! Now I have to find a way to burn that image out of my head!
Are you kidding? Michelle L'Amour rocks. At Exotic World I saw her dancing with fans bigger than her body. And throwing her bra in Brandi's face? Priceless
No offense, but uppon seeing that picture I imediately got the "deer in headlights" feeling.
Are you guys insane? I saw that when it was first run, and I still think it's awesome. You have to admit that she has a fantastic sense of humor.
@Molly Crabapple: Brandy Norwood was so uptight on that show—the bra in her face was perfect.
I'll have to give her a 6. Not bad but not the best I've seen. You have to admit that a stage without a pole is probably confusing to a girl like that.
@Paul Y:
dude- they're girls...*without clothes*
what's not to like?
@rusty68: I too am baffled by Paul Y.
This was on prime-time TV? Brandy's corpse was not amused.
Ah, the Knight Rider memories ;) Too bad some people can't smile about the act or keep an open mind.
And, who is this Brandi/Brandy?
Can't watch this at work but looks entertaining from the picture.
I usually tell girls to get off the cars I'm looking at, but I'm willing to make and exception here.
Did you catch the guys compete over who got the bra?
Just more proof that KITT doubles as panty remover.
hey she should get together with the primate Aztek girl
I give it 4 wongs outta 5 (4/5W!)
@yellofury: Stop! just stop right there, no more please...
God, this video... Excuse me while I play with the pop-up head lights on my '90 Firebird. I need to recover from the dancer.
In typical fashion, I have to lift the passenger head light though.. needs a new motor.
So i'm the only one in allll of Jalopnik with tongue streaks on my monitor now, huh? Yeah, right. =P
Ahhhhhhhh! Friday in the Twilight Zone. My break with my weekly hum drum existince snaps cleanly! Watching this, which is surely viewed through some space warp or someting, is all it took.
Bless You
(The stripper???, Ah no:(
I wonder if the new KITT is going to have that sweet half steering wheel and Turbo boost button?
KITT: proof that Pu**y Magnet Yellow isn't the only way to a girl's heart. Pontiac...driving EXCITEMENT!
That girl stripping was yummy... Talent? Oh I'd say she has TALENT. Awesome joke on David Hasselhof.
Am I the only one who realizes she's not a "stripper" but a "burlesque dancer" which means she will not sleep with you for a bump of coke but instead will require that you drive a bone stock six cylinder '57 Chevy and wear your hair in a Brill-creme-a-little-dab-'ll-do-ya bouffant. If she puts out, it will probably be because you're a closeted gay man comfortable playing Rockabilly dress up each and every day of your life.
Jus' sayin'.
Yeah. She actually won Miss Exotic World in... 2005, I believe? If that burlesque revival is your thang, she does quote a fine job.
UGH! The shelby is the real trainwreck... HID.E.OUS! Blasphemy to the original KITT.
@ Molly: Michelle L'Amour Definately rocks! Great sense of humor too!
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