By Mike Bumbeck, 3:00 PM on Wed May 9 2007, 1,624 views (Edit, to draft, Top, Slurp)

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We just can't make up a better line than used by the seller to describe this 1986 Plymouth Caravelle. The turbo sedan also features a cassette deck, and enough burgundy velour to make even Ricardo Montalban jealous. Where was this guy in 1986 when Plymouth needed a catchy ad slogan for this fine Chrysler Corporation K platform derivative? – Mike Bumbeck

Plymouth Caravelle on eBay [eBay.com]

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