Oh man...reader Ben braved the Compass website and came back with this nugget of marketing mush: "Your Compass reflects your good taste with eight available exterior colors, 2 interior schemes and slick features like 17- or 18-inch wheels, fog lamps and tough but tender body lines." [Italics ours.] There should be nothing tender about a Jeep except for the meat of the small animals one has run over with it. Hey, LaSorda, the plot just called it's hopelessly lost.

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