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    (Uncle) Sammy Hummer Weekend: Anti-Hummer, and Therefore Anti-American, Commie Bull

    By Jonny Lieberman, 9:00 AM on Sat Apr 21 2007, 1,065 views


    Got a Big Johnson T-shirt
    Got a little baby, teeny nutsack
    Got a jacked up Chevy Tahoe
    Sitting in the parking lot of American Interstates
    Gonna drink some Buds
    Smoke some Reds
    Eat Big Macs
    And drive... drive about 55 mph
    Uncle Sammy Hummer Weekend, yeah!
    It's a Sammy Hummer Weekend baby**
    **Sung to the righteous tune of "Sammy Hagar Weekend" by Thelonious Monster. &ndash Jonny Lieberman

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    (Uncle) Sammy Hummer Weekend: A Wolf in Wolf's Clothing [Internal]

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