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Jalopnik Emissions: St. Paddy's Day Edition

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• NHTSA says half of fatal car crashes on St. Paddy's Day in 2004 were alcohol-related. Come on boys, lets see if we can beat the record (in bed)! We kid...on both counts. [Anchorage Daily News]
• We love the nerds at CNet. They come up with funny headlines so we don't have to work as hard. Case in point: "Roomba takes Frogger to the asphalt jungle." [CNet]
• We don't want this guy anywhere near our cars. [Chron.com]
• That's automobile abuse buddy. And we aren't gonna take it. You are totally getting off easy, no matter what your wife did to you. [Durant Daily Democrat]
• Looks like when things are looking good, you can raise your prices a bit, eh? [Detroit News]
• Finally, despite a certain someone we know believing it is nothing but "stupid sports", y'all know which team one of us is rooting for. [appletreegallery]

5:50 PM on Fri Mar 17 2006
By Ray Wert
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