• Momma always taught us a Motley Fool and money for his car are soon parted. [Motley Fool]
• Now that is one tough woman. [KXAN]
• Whoa! The sun shines in Michigan? We thought that was just in the "Yes Michigan!" ads. [PRNewswire]
• The Consumerist busted product contest is over, and the winner is....a busted car! [Consumerist]

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