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These hoons are strangely subdued about the way they go about working out the [beater minivan] + [unwanted trailer] + [enough space to get a running start] equation. They don't have quite the drunken persistence of the New England Eldorado Executioners, but at the end of the day we still have an annihilated trailer and a huge mess. There's no annoying music drowning out the sounds of muffler leaks and rending aluminum (but there's also no beer) so no docked points, no bonus points; this video scores a 29-point Hoon-O-Meter reading.
Minivan Versus Trailer!
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4:00 PM on Wed Jul 25 2007
By Murilee Martin
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Coulda sworn the guy at 0:28 had a can in his hand...
@TomAnderson:
Yup. Guys with necks that thick *always* have beer. Always.
Umm, maybe 1 point off for the slight throttle lift just before burying it for take-off.
Needs more ramp.
+2 for 'inhale laugh' chick
the guys that walk out at the end seem a little less enthused than I would have guessed.
@girraffesack: Totally. Just another day at the office for this group.
Muffler leak. I am so going to name my 80's hair metal cover band that. In honor of these guys of course.
@jonnylieberman: And pyrotechnics. Where is my can of WD-40 anyway?
@Bumblebee: So, might that be worth another ten points or so, that this counts as middling or average hoonage for this group?
Somebody in there's a little nervous 'bout somethin'. A couple of nonchalantness points, though.
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