Wait, we think there's a "suspicion" that alcohol was involved in driving a $300,000 Lamborghini Murci lago into a line of parked cars in downtown Santa Monica? Oh wait, it was at 2:30 AM — yeah, it must have just been a mechanical error. Actually, it is a Lambo...the driver's lucky it didn't catch fire or just simply explode. – Ray Wert

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