This cryptic e-mail came in a while ago from an alleged Nissan insider:

Nissan n.america network killed by virus! Watch out for carlos! Heads will roll. Nobody doing anything. Time to get drunk. Sent on cellphone.

Happy virus day, guys. Everyone to the Grand Ol' Opry for the "Hee Haw" retrospective!

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