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    Blix: As undesirable as '93 Taurus may seem, the wagon is the shit. My family still owns ours, and despite looking like garbage and smelling like fish, it'... more »
    danio3834: I lol'd hard. Well done. #fordtaurus more »
    powermatic: Second only to 'Victim In Fatal Accident Tragically Not Glenn Beck' as week's best Onion story. #fordtaurus more »
    vwminispeedster, pronounded Si-trow-in: looking at how the belts inflate all i see is the "balloon" increasing in front of the belt. The rigid belt webbing is still again your chest ready t... more »
    Vicarious-Chair: How about we all just don't drive like dumbasses? #seatbelts more »
    I was drivin' that Model A: The Onion rocks. Not all of their 'articles' are humorous, and I don't like all of them, either, but I laugh a few times, typically quite-heartily, w... more »
    Tiberiuswise: Normally I'm a big fan of the Onion. Jim Anchower is like a hero to me and I revel in Jean Teasdales torrents of lameness. This clip though.... I j... more »
    KeyserSoze: It seems like a good enough idea at first blush, but now, when you wreck you have to repack the $1,000+ airbags and steering wheel, AND now replace th... more »
    fuchikoma: Sounds like a great idea to me... we've all probably heard myths about people being cut in half by seatbelts, and certainly felt them when slamming on... more »
    sos10: hilarious #fordtaurus more »
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