By Wes Siler, 1:45 PM on Mon Jul 9 2007, 2,330 views (Edit, to draft, Top, Slurp)

Copy this whole post to another site

Slurp cancel

select site advertising consumerist deadspin defamer fleshbot gay fleshbot gawker gizmodo idolator io9 jalopnik jezebel kotaku lifehacker valleywag artists gawkershop

Saving the world from evil Decepticons isn't all it's cracked up to be. For one, the overheads are ridiculous. With gas set to hit $4.00 a gallon, Matrices of Leadership running a cool $6.5 million and less than understanding insurance agents, we're surprised they don't pack it all in for a lucrative reality TV show gig or just subcontract the work to Halliburton.

A Letter to Optimus Prime from his Insurance Agent [McSweeney's Internet Tendency]

Photo credit: Mike Bernardo

Related:
Transformers: A Load of Screen Shots; Transformers Takes In $152.5 Million As Giant Freaking Robots Become Giant Freaking Piles Of Cash; The Jalopnik Transformers Movie Quasi-Review: An Ameribot Revolution!; Exclusive Transformers Movie Update: Barricade's A Bad Saleen, Yes He Is!; Buy Your Transformers "Bee-Otch" Bumblebee Sticker Right Here! [internal]