We here at Jalopnik are all about giving our readers the inside story — no matter how silly that inside story is — and of course we're all about sending Wert running around like a crazed squirrel searching for his nuts. That's why we've gone and sent Wert down to downtown Birmingham, and set back a few thousand feet from Woodward Avenue, to snap pictures of the boldly erected FoMoCo exhibit for you to feast your eyes upon — all before the estimated two million car-crazed lunatics planning to attend this years crazy car cruise get a chance to do the same.

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The on-going saga that is the 2006 Woodward Dream Cruise [internal]

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