We've seen some pretty strange fetishes online, but this one takes the cake. It also wins points for doing exactly what it says on the tin, in very graphic detail. You really don't want to open this link at work, home or anywhere else, so don't say we didn't warn you. Dragon Heart will never be the same to us again. Don't click here










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Re: The Miata Image.
Wax on. Wax off.
it's like they've known me my whole life!
Poor 'cuda.
thats messed up. There was a SNL skit probably 8-9 years ago like this. Chris Parnell makes love to his car. It was a parody commercial and the product's tag line was something like "If you really love your car....."
not quite as weird as the dragons, though!
See, the internets can very edumacasional. I always thought dragon willies would be green. Now I know better.
OMG WTF
Seriously?!
possibly the best Jalopnik post ever.
Rule 34 in action...
Every day, I try to find a reason to thank Al Gore for creating the Internet. This is my reason for today. Thanks, Al.
Wow! Dragon-car pr0n... that's a pretty specific niche. At least it's a three-way??? No, still wrong.
And Jalopnik slowly creeps closer to Fleshbot every day. Eventually I'll have to stop coming here at work.
@B:
yeah... Jalopnik you really didn't need to show the whole image. Maybe crop it right under the green dragons arms, right above the bumper, so viewers still have a good idea of what's going on below the waist.
blurrying out their... um, "dragonhood", and posting it still makes it NSFW
@B: You probably want to rewrite that last sentence.
@JONNYLIEBERMAN: fantastic.
What. The. FUCK?
More proof that the human race is weirder than you can possibly imagine.
I think I got pwned by the filter...
All I can say is
WHAT. THE. FARK.
Not only do some people have too much free time, they've got some SERIOUSLY twisted fetishes.
That's not funny. That's sick.
(anyone?)
One part weirdo (though often more than one helps), one part computer, one part connection to the whole world = lots of weird stuff that we all wish we could unsee and unhear. Tis the nature of the internet.
That being said, this is something so american that I am sure that our founding fathers would very much approve of. After all - what's more american than dragons doing it with cars ...
@lemondriver: that's not sick. that's erotic.
nsfw? what workplace wouldn't approve of this? I've never seen anything more american.
@hermitizer: Oooh..I'm sorry! The correct answer was "National Lampoon"!
FTW...Oh, and the Cuda is a "boy" car so them lizards is GHEY!
Pouf the magic dragons.....
Anyone else notice the 'Cuda has a Roadrunner front end? What dragons?
@Mike Spinelli: Seriously, if they're going to draw dragons humping cars then they should be far more accurate. The dragon-car-sex fetishists have exceedingly high standards.
WHOA thats nasty...
Kida reminds me of the drawings in Superbad.
It's official: I have now seen everything.
Gives new meaning to 'F' body.
Ok, I made the jump to 'do not click here'. It looks like more than one artist has the same sick fantasy. And they know what a dragon's member looks like.
What's more the Cuda is MY FAVORITE MUSCLE CAR EVER! anybody want to join in on some dragon slaying? Godamn car rapists!!!
Dear God, what traumatizing event happened to these people as children?
@68stang: just click "'do not click here'" to see.... somebody been flipped by a dragon... I can't stop laughing
@dylanseals: But the Mr. T drawing (along with a few others), was kinda cool, in a very, very twisted way. This is just disturbing. I mean, this has to be in the top five darkest, weirdest corners of the interwebs.
haha, furries... they make the internet so much more interesting.
Scroll down the page and check out the dragon tattoos.
Ouch.
Dedicated. Loony.
Ouch again.
I think one of the comments on that page said it best: "The scary thing is that there's more than one picture".
The rational side in me says that they're probably not having sex with the car but like a pr0n scene where some dragon is doing everyday tasks and another dragon comes in all horny and that's where the fun starts..
Meanwhile the rest of me says WTF?!
edit: I clicked on the link. Nevermind, they really are having sex with cars.
Oh -not- a 928, too!
As if that wasn't bad enough, they managed to draw the exhaust pipe on the wrong side of the car. Jerks.
If I were a dragon, I'd have love for the new Challenger, YEAH BABY!
so where is the owner of the Challenger I think if he saw the dragons doing it with the car he will be so pist
This reminds me of something I really didn`t want to remember. String-Emil. Probably the most tasteless german to ever have his picture taken next to a car. Not exactly your average tuner model....
Not for kids, faint hearted, etc: [www.string-emil.de]
@Skidracer: thats horrible.
also the original link is non-working
Not sure if this is a good thing or not, but now there is a song on this topic.
[www.sugarfix.net]
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