By Davey G. Johnson, 6:01 PM on Mon Jan 16 2006, 1,748 views (Edit, to draft, Top, Slurp)

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Oh. My. God. We always thought the purple Diablos were sorta lame. Then again, it was the mid '90s, and many a Saturn was painted a similar shade. But how does one take it over the cusp of lameness and into pure, retina-searing, vomit-inducing bad taste? How 'bout by having dolphins painted all over the damn thing? We shot the eBay link over to our pal Dana for review and she commented thusly: "If I had a million dollars I'd buy that car and blow it up. No, I'd first run the seller over and then blow it up. EXCELLENT SELLER! WOULD RUN OVER AGAIN! A++++" [Thanks to Jeff for the tip.]

1994 Lamborghini SE [eBay]

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