Our pappy said "Son, you're gonna drive me to drinkin' if you don't stop drivin' that Lincolnchero." TTAC's Sajeev Mehta sent over this gonzoid-nutso '70s '80s Lincoln pickup conversion, and we've gotta say, we wish we were rolling around the South Bay and the Palos Verdes Peninsula in that instead of being stuck here at our 'puter. We envision it filled with coolers and women with feathered hair and diagonally-striped bikinis, like the one our old swimming teacher used to wear. Suddenly, we're feeling like Strong Sad does whenever anybody mentions covered bridges.

Town Car Ute! (Utility Vehicle) [Lincolns Online]

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